Contributors in Lord Ashcroft’s concentrate group threw out wacky solutions for Hollywood stars to engage in the party leaders
THERESA MAY should be played in a movie by Meryl Streep, voters explained these days – when they would like to see Jeremy Corbyn portrayed by Mr Bean.
Customers of the community also when compared the Labour chief to Obi-Wan Kenobi and Compo from Previous Of The Summer season Wine.
And they recommended that the Key Minister could be portrayed by Judi Dench, Joanna Lumley or Penelope Keith.
The comical observations had been built in a concentrate group of Northern voters carried out by Lord Ashcroft.
Questioned who would star in Jeremy Corbyn: The Film, different folks recommended Harvey Keitel, Mr Bean, Alec Guinness or “John Thaw. When he weren’t lifeless.”
And when pollsters asked the exact issue about Mrs May well, a single voter explained, “Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada,” when another commented: “Joanna Lumley. She could get the component across.”
The concentrate group, component of a series of surveys carried out by the previous Tory peer, threw up a number of caustic verdicts on major politicians.
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One voter explained Labour’s core message as: “Vote for us and we’ll give you a free kitten.
“Because when you search at every thing they’ve promised and every thing they’ve explained, I imagine they are just telling us what we want to hear.”
A number of described Diane Abbott’s disastrous interview about rising police figures, with a single saying: “It just reveals what she’s like. What Labour’s like.”
Some others defended Labour – asked regardless of whether Mr Corbyn’s age was an isssue, a single participant explained: “How aged and knackered had been Winston Churchill? And he did a good job.”
And some explained they had been place off voting Tory because of the approach to enable a free vote on the return of fox-looking.
When they had been asked about the Lib Dems, several of the voters could named the party’s chief or far more than a couple of its insurance policies.